Okay first off, I apologize to any of you few people who are following me who are like “Why is there a penis on my dashboard?” Sometimes a penis just has to pop up.
As a gay man who has been pushed to the bottle by his job, I feel it is my duty at this present point of my intoxication for the evening to reblog this bear dick because…well I just gosh, darn like looking at it. I mean, look at that guy’s face. He’s a sweet heart. He looks like a kindly mail man or maybe a skilled laborer who would stop and help you change your tire when you got a flat, or return your dog if it got off it’s leash on it’s walk. He’s beefy and muscular, but not freakishly skinny so would snap in bed if you were to absentmindedly roll over on top of him in the middle of the night.
…also, as far as dicks go…that’s a nice one. This guy is totally my boyfriend for the rest of the night. Thank you ::bows::