- Coworker1: Waaah!
- Coworker2: What's wrong?
- Coworker1: It's raining!
- Coworker2: So?
- Coworker1: I don't like the rain.
- Coworker2: Well think of it this way - the rain is washing away all the pollen so that'll help with everyone's allergies!
- Coworker1: ...it is also washing away my spirit.
- Coworker2: Like my allergies, your spirit makes me sick.
- Coworker1: ....ouch dude. Very ouch.
- Coworker2: Go get your fucking lunch.
- Coworker1: I'm fucking going!
- Coworker2: ...and get me a Snapple.
- Coworker1: kay.
Wash. Rise. Repeat
