Snoggered

Convent

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:51:35 -0400

Roommate: Sometimes it feels like we live in a convent. There has been a serious depletion of dick around here.
Me: Well I'm married now so I have an excuse.
Roommate: You never brought guys home before anyway.
Me: That's only because I don't like interacting with people.

“And that is my view about God”

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:39:18 -0400

“And that is my view about God”

chrisgeidner: State Roadblocks Could Complicate Marriage...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:59:00 -0400

chrisgeidner:

State Roadblocks Could Complicate Marriage Equality Momentum: If the Supreme Court doesn’t end bans on same-sex couples’ marriages in all 50 states this June, then the constitutional bans in most of the states across the country could prove a stumbling block to the current momentum in the years to come.

Woman Of The World.

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:51:50 -0400

CoWorker1: I love your look!
CoWorker2: Thank you!
CoWorker1: Yeah. I could totally, like, see you in any culture.
CoWorker2: What do you mean?
CoWorker1: You know, like British culture or something.
CoWorker2: I like that! Thank you!
CoWorker1: You're such a woman of the world!
CoWorker2: YEAH! WOMAN OF THE WORLD!
CoWorker1: YEAH!!
Me: You two need to cool it with all the coffee.

Shade

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:31:30 -0400

Shade

We were doing inventory at work yesterday and I just had to stop...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:30:00 -0400

We were doing inventory at work yesterday and I just had to stop and take a picture of this ring because it is outrageous. The detail and craftsmanship that went into it is nuts. Someone at work referred to this designer as being “affordable”….the ring above costs about as much as I make in a year.

But seeing that the other jewelry brand we have runs upwards of $300,000…I guess this would be more affordable in comparison.

They have some more images on their website: G&G Creations very cool stuff. Check them out.

Pussy Posse

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:10:55 -0400

Me: Hey. You still up for dinner this evening? My treat.
Him: Would you mind if we postponed? It's storming outside.
Me: Sure. No problem.
Him: Thanks for offering to buy me dinner. I appreciate it.
Me: I just want you to feel like you owe me something when you're famous.
Him: Oh okay.
Me: I want a spot in your posse.
Me: My phone just tried to autocorrect posse to pussy.
Me: I want a spot in your pussy.
Me: That is a totally inappropriate thing to say.
Him: That is so inappropriate that I cannot condone you putting that up on your Tumblr blog without changing our names.
Me: HAHAHAHA...deal.

During the day yesterday I heard a muffled shriek from the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:09:10 -0400

During the day yesterday I heard a muffled shriek from the cubical next to me and when I went to look I saw one of my coworkers sitting on another coworker.
I don’t know why this happened, so instead of asking I took a picture. My coworker said “I hope that doesn’t wind up on the Facebooks. I don’t want anyone thinking I’m balding.”
“Don’t worry.” I said “this won’t go on Facebook.”

Once, when i was living in Savannah, David Sedaris autographed...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:27:05 -0400

Once, when i was living in Savannah, David Sedaris autographed my copy of Naked.

denverdaddydawg: 5.4.13 Ethereal being

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:18:48 -0400

denverdaddydawg:

5.4.13 Ethereal being

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:18:30 -0400

Me everyday

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:18:15 -0400

Me everyday

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:57:17 -0400

csotany: Egypt (cca. 1908)

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:18:19 -0400

csotany:

Egypt (cca. 1908)

artsfortransit: Artist Christopher Russell’s work, Bees for...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:50:54 -0400

artsfortransit:

Artist Christopher Russell’s work, Bees for Sunset Park, at the 9th Avenue station on the D Line in Brooklyn is now open! Centered on the image of the bee, Russell imagined the station as a kind of beehive, a center of activity, with many individuals converging, darting in and out, to and from their many pursuits. Incorporating this imagery, Russell designed two sets of gates and finials for the fences that surround the open spaces at each side of the station. The cast bronze gates are based on honeycombs, greatly magnified, which are populated by equally magnified bees depicted in their crowds, busily occupied.

Images: Christopher Russell, Bees for Sunset Park, 2012.

"I depart as air and bequeath myself to the dirt to grow into the grass that I love. If you want me,..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:31:00 -0400

“I depart as air and bequeath myself to the dirt to grow into the grass that I love. If you want me, look for me under the soles of your shoes. You will not recognize me, but do not be discouraged. If you miss me in one place, search another. Somewhere I will stop and wait for you.”

- a bastardization of a part of Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman (I had to memorize it in High School and High School was a very long time ago and I’m too lazy to look up the exact quote because I’m comfortable with what I remember. Apologies)

sxtoy2006: dexland: Ink! Wow good artwork :) love this -Fab-

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:38:57 -0400

sxtoy2006:

dexland:

Ink!

Wow good artwork :) love this -Fab-

waffle-haus: Vampirella Cosplay….. another perspective…. This...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:38:00 -0400

waffle-haus:

Vampirella Cosplay….. another perspective….

This is seriously amazing.

So my boyfriend sends me this picture and is like “I’m at the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:18:51 -0400

So my boyfriend sends me this picture and is like “I’m at the grocery store and I just took this picture in the parking lot. Going food shopping now. Talk to you in a little bit”

No
My answer to this cloud is “no”. I would see that and based upon every natural disaster/teen romance movie I’ve ever seen I would immediately start moving in the opposite direction. Fuck that cloud funnel cloud shit.
No.

Later when I was like “are you dead? Was there a tornado? Was there a tidal wave that trapped you in a library with CGI wolves?” He was all like “it wasn’t a big deal. It wasn’t twisting or anything”

Not a big deal?
I refer back to my original answer of “No”
I do not have time for scary funnel clouds.

theremina: Ronit Baranga

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:51:54 -0400

theremina:

Ronit Baranga