So my boyfriend sends me this picture and is like “I’m at the grocery store and I just took this picture in the parking lot. Going food shopping now. Talk to you in a little bit”

My answer to this cloud is “no”. I would see that and based upon every natural disaster/teen romance movie I’ve ever seen I would immediately start moving in the opposite direction. Fuck that cloud funnel cloud shit.

Later when I was like “are you dead? Was there a tornado? Was there a tidal wave that trapped you in a library with CGI wolves?” He was all like “it wasn’t a big deal. It wasn’t twisting or anything”

Not a big deal?
I refer back to my original answer of “No”
I do not have time for scary funnel clouds.