INSTAGRAM TAG OVERLOAD IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING...
bearwoman: there should be a limit Yessss
Anonymous asked: You should draw dicks but wait not just any dicks. You should draw BIG dicks!
Do you ever think to youself...
deltrice-royale: fudderduds: …”damn, I could use a dick in my mouth right now.”? Yes, yes and yes
Who says shit like this?
RandomGuy: You're nice, smart, charming and amazingly hot. If only you could be facially clean shaven :(
Me: You got that first part totally wrong. Oh...and go fuck yourself.
I want to have sex with you.
I was just brewing some Earl Grey in the staff kitchen to make into iced tea. It smelled amazing. Me: ”Oh my god this smells sooo goood I just want to rub the tea bags all over my face!” Gay Coworker: ”You might want to watch what you’re saying. In MY neighborhood that means something VERY different.” Me: “In anyone’s neighborhood, it makes for a very...
Why do I always get boners on road trips?
You’re constantly surrounded by beautiful, well-dressed, successful people who...– I Love Dating In New York | Thought Catalog (via brianafahey)
excuse me. I’m going to spend the rest of the day freaking out about money.
Him: Good morning, Sexy.
Him: How are you doing?
Me: Doing well. Just got into work so I’m trying to get this intense sweating under control. It’s not even 9am and yet it's already in the 90’s outside and so humid I feel like I swam to work.
Him: If I was there I’d have you sweating, but it wouldn’t be from walking to work ;)
Me: You cad! LoL
Him: I’m a cad?
Me: Yeah. A cad. A rake. A bawdy gentleman. A young man of lax morals with less than pure intentions. It’s not a bad thing, I said it in jest.
Him: You're really hot but you talk weird.
I’m quitting the 30 Day Drawing Challenge. Why? Because it was boring me. Who wants to see a shitty drawing of a burrito? No one. I’ve started another 30-Something challenge and this one is having me draw titties…lots and lots of titties. And tentacles…and feathers…and incest parts…and fire…and more titties. 30 Day MonsterGirl Challenge. Because...
…I also really miss having a drafting table.
I need to find me some Life Drawing classes.
bruticub asked: New policy...I"m no longer going to ask how you are doing or how your week was. I'm just gonna smell your dick. If you you've been up to anything especially at 5 in the morn... I'll be able to deduce your activity from your dick smell.
Roommate: It's Friday! We need to get drunk tonight!
Me: OMG! YES! I am soooo down with that!
Both: [asleep by 10:30]
andthencamethen asked: Do you typically message people first, or wait for people to initiate conversation with you on growlr?
Me: Hi there.
Him: Hey hi.
Me: Hi. How are you?
Him: [sends picture of a penis]
Me: Oh...a penis. How lovely..
Him: Ok You have a boyfriend? You are go look
Me: No I don't. Thank you.
Him: I like to come to NY.
Me: Do you?
Him: I'm lookin for a boyfriend. I do not work I have lung cancer. but I come live with you and pay you rent.
Me: ...Uh..oh Well that's horrible. I'm sorry for that.
Him: I'm ok I like you.
Me: Thank you
Him: Yes. You are so look hot. You can have me as a lover.
Me: That's very nice of you to offer, but I already have a roommate.
Him: I come live with you pay you rent and you can have me as a lover.
Me: No, but thank you though. I appreciate the offer.
Him: Roommate is lover?
Me: A lover and a fighter and he'll knock a knucker out. Don't take him for a sucker cuz that's not what he's about. Every time I need him, he always got my back. Never disrespectful...cuz his mama taught him that..
roahnari: reneordona: the three MOST honest minutes in television history. EVER. This is a gorgeous speech. Where’s it from? The Newsroom is really turning out to be good (check it out if you haven’t already). I <3 me some Aaron Sorkin.
Him: So when am I going to see you? Me: I don’t know. Whenever we make plans to get together to do something. Him: Well you have an open invite so let me know, Papi. Me: I have an open invite to pop over to your place any time I want? Him: LOL No. When we make plans you can come over. Me: Oh, so I have an open invite to initiate contact with you and figure out your schedule of when you’re...