Me: I had a dream that we were drink and singing karaoke. We were harmonizing. We were amazing.
P-Dub: We are amazing all the time. That sounds like it would be a most excellent night. Wanna come over and get drunk and karaoke with me?
Me: Yes. Yes I do. Everyone wanted to mingle their bears with ours.
P-Dub: I'd be happy just mingling my beard with yours.
Me: That is the sweetest thing ever.
P-Dub: It's just how I do.
Me: [talking to myself] uuuugh why can't I reach my phone? My desk is too deep. My arms are too short. Why am I like an awesome T-Rex???
Coworker: [quietly on other side of cubicle wall] You know, I always thought of you as a T-Rex.
Me: You heard that? I was talking to myself again.
Coworker: I hear everything.
Me: ........................oh dear.
Coworker: yesssssss EVERYTHING
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thedailywhat: Saturday Morning Cartoon of the Day: Courtesy of Korra Nation, the first two episodes of Nickelodeon’s The Legend of Korra, back to back, three whole weeks ahead of the show’s April 14th premiere. [korranation.]
Odd…i’m totally craving pizza from Vinnie-Van-Go-Go’s right now…..which is strange seeing that I haven’t had it for about 9 years.
My birthday is in a week. I’m old.
Him: You didn’t get it.
Him: You didn’t guess my picture correctly on DrawSomething.
Me: Yeah. It said that you were drawing the word “Globe”. Is that what you were drawing?
Me: Was that a soccer field that you drew?
Him: Yes, was it bad?
Me: It was a very nice soccer field. But I don’t play soccer. How is soccer and the word “Globe” associated with each other?
Him: Oh. I thought It was the word “soccer”.
Him: Hahaha. Oopsy :)
Me: Normally I would question how you could get the two confused, but since you’re you, I’ll just assume you were masturbating while you were doing this and was momentarily distracted.
Her: Hey, Do you know if Nelson Jewelers received the new 2012 price list? Nelson just called and he says that he never received anything and didn’t understand why he had to call to ask for a new price list..blah blah blah
Me: Nelson sounds familiar, but I looked them up in the system and they're not one of my accounts. Actually...they're not anyone's accounts. I found their website and they don't even carry any of our brands. Are you sure it was Nelson?
Her: Yeah, it was Bryan from Nelson's, the guy who calls you all the time.
Me: Bryan works at Blinky's Jewelry Box
Her: Sorry. I meant Nelson was the associate's name.
Me: So someone named Nelson from Blinky's Jewelry Box called and said they never got an updated price list?
Her: ::sigh:: No. It was someone named Nelson from Felicia's Fine Jewels.
Me: wow....that wasn't even close.
Her: I'm having a bad morning.
Supervisor: Are you going to the burrito place for lunch?
Supervisor: Can you get me a margarita?
Me: ......I don't think that would be a good idea.
Supervisor: Why not? Is it because I'm pregnant?
Me: Well....that and I've heard stories about you when you drink.
Supervisor: Listen, this office should be HONORED if I was dancing topless in it.
Me: You know, you're right. There should be more topless dancing in here. Maybe I'll get a margarita too.
Coworker: Are you guys getting margaritas from the burrito place? Count me in.
Another Coworker: Me three.
Me: MARGARITAS FOR EVERYONE!
VP: No one is getting margaritas. Why isn't anyone working?
If anyone has “DrawSomething” on their phones, im bumfuzzled on there. My drawings are horrible
randompointlessnarcissism asked: I think you should follow me. Even though I don't post often or post anything that interesting, you should still follow me because you know me and it will make me feel wanted and loved.
brandpuma asked: <3 I wanna be your butt slut, JK. Sweet blog ;)
Anonymous asked: c2c? msn, skype?
Anonymous asked: omg yay. I found your tumblr. yay yay yay. shit, I need to ask a question. um. you're hot?
blua: The Real Housewives of Disney
I downloaded “DrawSomething” onto my phone and it’s been amusing thus far. Should I also get “WordsWithFriends”? People seem to like that
rainbow rims / milk lick
hi hott juicy cute guy how u feeling hott juicy cute men like u gets 3 to 9 a week wish u can move:) u top? i love man pusssy hun u neverr have to lick or suck me give i rainbow rim,s drink your cock milk lick your sweet sweaty toes\ love uy Someone obviously told this guy how much a loose grasp of the English language makes me damp.
You know what, Grisser….im totally drunk cuter than those dolphins, so there…neyah! :-P God, this DJ sucks my aaaanus
god, I really want BW3’s right now. spicy garlic allll oooove my faaacceeeeee