February 2012
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I want to get drunk and play rock band.
I wish I owned rock band.
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Victorian Love Letters
Love Letter: 1861
Dearest, My love for you is deathless, it seems to bind me with mighty cables that nothing but Omnipotence could break. The memories of the blissful moments I have spent with you come creeping over me, and I feel most gratified to God and to you that I have enjoyed them for so long. My dear M, never forget how much I love you, and when my last breath escapes me on the...
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humbearto asked: Why are we not facebook friends anymore? :( miss you
Me: I’ve noticed that when I look at my list of “Liked” posts, it’s all comic book art and hot naked dudes.
Roommate: There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.
jmmoorephotography asked: not only do you draw really well. you are adorable! :D
thehandsome asked: Hey, If I'm gathering correctly from your blog you live in NY? I'm moving there soon, we should hang out.
allupinrandallscavity8-deactiva asked: Oh! I have to answer you about that picture of the guy in shorts: No. He was not at an 80s party. He was at a football game. He dresses like that all the time.
Anonymous asked: c2c? msn, skype?
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Maelstrom
Below is an email conversation I just had with a coworker:
Her: Hey, Renee is freaking out because she hasn’t gotten her RA yet. Did you issue one for her?
Me: Who? Oh, that lady from yesterday? Well I did not send one to her personally. That Justin guy is the one who sent in the request so it was emailed to him.
Her: I’m forwarding you an email she just sent me. I’m not...
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Cake & Strife
Her: ...we should totally go to that place by my apartment sometime.
Him: Oh yes we should. I want the complete Brooklyn experience.
Her: ......"Brooklyn Experience"?....I'm not 100% sure what that would entail but....
Me: Racial tension and cheesecake!!!
Her: .....
Him: .....
Me: Oh......I totally wasn't included in that conversation, was I? [wanders away]
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...you can call me AL
I just got buzzed that a client of mine, “Betty”, was on hold for me. So I picked up my phone and said “Hi, Betty!” and there was just dead air. So I hung up, hit the button on my phone her call was parked on again and said “Hi, Betty!” and there she was. So I delt with her and got off the phone. A few minutes later I got a call from my boss and he was like...
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Why is there no light in the freezer? Don’t I need to see in there too?
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Time Travel
terabitebear:
I Sometimes think my roommate thinks the bathroom is the Tardis cause he get’s lost in time =P
You know, I was going to invite you on my next Magical-Time-Traveling-Shower-Adventure-Fun-Time…but if you’re going to have this kind of attitude then I think you might just have to stay home.
There’s no room in my whimsical entourage of sparkles and jelly beans for...
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