I started playing Portal 2 yesterday…..and ended up playing for about 5 hours. I haven’t started having dreams about it yet, but I’m expecting them to start any day now….
Client: I would like to place the following order.
Me: I can't place that order for you because there is a 3 piece order minimum. Please add to your order and resubmit.
Client: [5 days later] Please remove item #83754483 from order and confirm cancellation.
Me: I cannot remove that item from that order because the order cannot be placed. There is a 3 piece order minimum. Please add to your order and resubmit.
Client: [4 days later] Please supply ETA for order as soon as possible.
Me: This order has not been placed. There is a 3 piece order minimum. Until this order is 3 pieces or more, the order cannot be placed. Until there is an order we cannot supply you with and ETA. Please add to your order and resubmit.
The music is just in me, ya know?
I made up words to go along with the Dr. Who theme song and I sing them sometimes when Angel and I watch it. DocTOR Whooooooooooooooo, DOC-tor WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO La La La, Dooooctor whoooooooooooooo… That’s all I’ve got at the moment.
My experience is that a man cannot go anywhere in New York in an hour. The...– Mark Twain, February 2, 1867
After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via needle) Yup…this pretty much sums it up.
RandomGuy: What are you up to?
Me: Getting ready for work. You?
RandomGuy: Just getting home from work. Where do you live?
RandomGuy: So do you live on the good side or the bad side of Brooklyn?
Me: Which side is the bad side?
RandomGuy: There's a bad side to every city.
Me: That doesn't really answer my question.
RandomGuy: I've always wanted to live in Queens.
RandomGuy: I just want to say that I'm from QB.
Me: I don't know what that is.
RandomGuy: Queen's Bridge. It's the projects.
Me: You want to live in the projects........in Queens?
RandomGuy: Yup. I want to be a thug.
Me: A thug......from Queens?
RandomGuy: I'm telling you, NYC is the place to be.
Me: I'll take your word for it.
Snow. Bah. I’m going back to sleep.
There’s a guy who messages me on Growlr every time I update my profile picture because he doesn’t remember what I look like and he thinks I’m a new person. I don’t take it personally though because he admits that he’s “just a straight guy who wants to use a gay mouth.” I’m assuming he wants to use it to stick his penis in, but I could be wrong. We...
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Cause they won't notice otherwise
CoWorker: I found this new place on the way to work where I can get raw, vegan smoothies. This one is all green vegetables, it's like drinking a salad...and for only $9!
What I was thinking: That's disgusting. I better not tell anyone here that I'm fat.
Who the hell keeps calling me from random phone numbers in New Jersey?
Sister texting: I'm in Connecticut with all of our relatives right now. Jealous?
Me: No. Not in the slightest.
Sister: I'm really missing Katie's [cousin] dinner conversation about her drunken escapades.
Me: I wish I was a functional drunk
Sister: Ya. Right now they're talking about Spam and medicare.
Me: Oh....well.........that's right there then, isn't it? Are the two related somehow?
Sister: Who the hell knows? Seriously, I need a grown-up drink.
Me: This is why Katie and I always bring flasks. Maybe next time you should fill one of your children's sippy cups up with wine.
Sister: I did consider that.
Me: Maybe next time less considering and more doing.