Snoggered

All this happened, more or less.

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snoggamatic:

New plates from #cb2

I went a little CB2 happy

snoggamatic:

New plates from #cb2

I went a little CB2 happy

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I’m eating at a Christian Burger place with Prime (the management is christian, not the burgers themselves) and I was eating these really tasty hush puppies and thought “these look like little fried baby dicks”

And then I was sad cause it made me feel suuuuuper awkward finishing the bag.

They were good though.

I’m eating at a Christian Burger place with Prime (the management is christian, not the burgers themselves) and I was eating these really tasty hush puppies and thought “these look like little fried baby dicks”

And then I was sad cause it made me feel suuuuuper awkward finishing the bag.

They were good though.

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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
G.K. Chesterton (via observando)

(via directorbear)

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I want all of these.  I don’t know where I would have room for them…..but I want them.  

see more at: Roger + Chris

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jzammito:

me when nobody home

(Source: cocaineteas, via afterman-descension)

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summerdiary:

rorymidhani:

boys, ahoy!

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summerdiary:

rorymidhani:

boys, ahoy!

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(via bearitis)

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BullSh!t + Time = $

Do you ever wonder sometimes if your job is actually just an elaborate social experiment to see how long you will tolerate a ridiculous amount of bullshit for a predetermined amount of money before you snap and lose your mind?

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I just bought two obnoxiously colored teapots and I don’t care.

The orange one is smaller so that would just be if I’m making tea for me. The yellow one is larger so that’s for when Prime comes over for sexy tea times. 

Sexy-muthafukkin-tea time. 

Booyah!