Snoggered

All this happened, more or less.

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I keep seeing this commercial and my question is: are the burgers actually that big? Or do these actors just have little tiny hands?

I keep seeing this commercial and my question is: are the burgers actually that big? Or do these actors just have little tiny hands?

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that underwear/bathingsuit is amazing.  I wonder if they make one with kittens on it. They must.  

that underwear/bathingsuit is amazing.  I wonder if they make one with kittens on it. They must.  

(Source: kawaiibentobox, via dashbeard)

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communicationsinbinary:

when I find myself in times of trouble,

Uncle Iroh comes to me

speaking words of wisdom:

image

(via timelordfreya)

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  • Me: [calls boss] Hey, I have a question for you.
  • Boss: Is this a work related question?
  • Me: ....yes.
  • Boss: I'm sorry. We're about to get cut off, I'm going through a tunnel.
  • Me: But you're in your office. This is your office phone.
  • Boss: Oh....fuck, yeah it is......well, I quit then. Bye!
  • Me: Wait. What?
  • Boss: I'll rehire myself Monday. Bye! [hangs up]

Monday Boss

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Goals

I have a secret, personal goal to follow the types of blogs that will make Tumblr stop recommending bear porn and the Live.Laugh.Love guy to me.  

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bearhuggr:

ladyhightimes:


"Do you know what a mandala is?" 
"Um, those are those round Buddhist art things." 
“The Tibetan monks make them out of dyed sand laid out into big beautiful designs. And when they’re done, after days and weeks of work, they wipe it all away.” 
"Wow, that’s, that’s a lot." 
"Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman. Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can. And when you’re done, pack it in and know it was all temporary. You have to remember that, it’s all temporary.” 

one of my fav scenes

I really need to keep this in mind for the next couple months.

bearhuggr:

ladyhightimes:

"Do you know what a mandala is?" 

"Um, those are those round Buddhist art things."

The Tibetan monks make them out of dyed sand laid out into big beautiful designs. And when they’re done, after days and weeks of work, they wipe it all away.”

"Wow, that’s, that’s a lot."

"Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman. Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can. And when you’re done, pack it in and know it was all temporary. You have to remember that, it’s all temporary.” 

one of my fav scenes

I really need to keep this in mind for the next couple months.

(Source: lesbianthropology)

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Dear employers, I will have to take the day off today because:

☐ It’s December and the streets are papier-mached with wet bronze leaves and it’s so dark outside that the cars have their headlights on at 3pm

☐ I have recently been through a breakup, or I have been through a breakup at any time in my life really, and I woke up today with the absolute conviction that I will never be loved again

☐ A dog looked at me

☐ I got a text from someone for whom I feel a mix of concern and frustration and recognition and longing that is both more and less than romance

☐ Someone made a joke about dead pets meeting you in heaven

☐ Daylight savings time

☐ I passed a knot of flowers that were so bright they glowed through the dim grey water of the day and when was anything in my life last that luminous?

☐ Girls are too pretty

☐ For the first time I genuinely comprehend that there is not enough time to have all the lives I wanted

☐ I accidentally listened to Leonard Cohen

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today (via tetraghost)

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work birds.

I’ve been having a really hard time focusing at work this week.  It’s currently 55 degrees here and I have the windows open to air out the apartment a bit and the sounds of the birds outside are distracting me.  Every I hear one I’m like “OOOh! What made that one!?!” and I go and try to look it up. 

Apparently there are lots of bluejays and various warblers around.  

…still more exciting than work. 

I wish I was sleeping. 

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malardmalard:

The BanquetRené Magritte1958


This is my favorite Magritte painting.

malardmalard:

The Banquet
René Magritte
1958

This is my favorite Magritte painting.

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I felt like this today.

I felt like this today.