Do you ever wonder sometimes if your job is actually just an elaborate social experiment to see how long you will tolerate a ridiculous amount of bullshit for a predetermined amount of money before you snap and lose your mind?
Tapemaker: Someone just donated this and we’re trying to decide if we can sell it in the [thrift] store.
Tapemaker: At the right price is would seriously be the best white elephant gift ever.
Tapemaker: I can’t help but feel bad for the poor little Chinese lady who had to paint this.
Me: Oh my god, that’s amazing!
Tapemaker: It’s not official Tom of Finalnd, but it’s resin and kinda nice. I’m going to price it at $25 bucks and build a little paper modesty screen around the bottom part - with a note that says “ask to see”
Me: HAHA! DO IT! You really need to post these on Tumblr so I can reblog. The world needs to experience this art.
Tapemaker: Done and done.
Squinty McMorningFace now with nipples.
I see this old picture of me and my boobs is making the rounds again.
Anyone who starts following me because of this picture: While the occasional selfie will pop up, I don’t post them on the regular. Just fyi.
I’ve said it before, but dark chocolate Almond Milk is amazing.
Remember when Mariah Carey actually used to sing?
man I feel old.
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