Snoggered

All this happened, more or less.

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  • [Me picking up a call from one of my sales reps who was sitting on hold]
  • Me: Hey. How’re you doing?
  • Rep: [hacking wheezing laughter]
  • Me: …..everything alright?
  • Rep: [laughing] yes sorry. You just sound like Charlie Brown.
  • Me: …what?
  • Rep: [starts talking in a weird voice] Hey guys, look at this Christmas tree I just got. [starts laughing again]
  • Me: …..have you been drinking?
  • Rep: Don’t tell anyone I just said that. I don’t want to get yelled at again. [laughter]
  • Me: …again?
  • Rep: Oh I have a call coming in. I’ll call you back [hangs up]

Good Grief

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If you can say Schwarzenegger, you can say Esparza

- Raúl Esparza on idiots who kept pressuring him to change his name to something less latino. (via magnetic-rose)

Our names are not a burden.

(via zombieflorence)

ESPARZAS REPRESENT!!!

(via karpeidiem)

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Hercules at the Feet of Omphale. 1912. Gustave Claude Etienne Courtois. French 1853-1923. oil/canvas

Hercules at the Feet of Omphale. 1912. Gustave Claude Etienne Courtois. French 1853-1923. oil/canvas

(Source: hadrian6, via flashandfootle)

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I’ve been hungry for lunch since breakfast. 

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heidschoetter:

"Karin" by Uwe Heidschötter

weird…this looks like one of my roommates from College

heidschoetter:

"Karin" by Uwe Heidschötter

weird…this looks like one of my roommates from College

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BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

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westcoastavengers:

Spider Woman by John Tyler Christopher

westcoastavengers:

Spider Woman by John Tyler Christopher

(via ladypool)

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jordenh:

hehe nur aus spass! Solche Bilder entstehen beim telefonieren :-D 

jordenh:

hehe nur aus spass! Solche Bilder entstehen beim telefonieren :-D 

(via angelofoblivion)

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You say Oregon like its a bad thing….and Chrysler Building like it’s a good thing.

You say Oregon like its a bad thing….and Chrysler Building like it’s a good thing.