Snoggered

All this happened, more or less.

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jzammito:

me when nobody home

(Source: cocaineteas, via afterman-descension)

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summerdiary:

rorymidhani:

boys, ahoy!

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summerdiary:

rorymidhani:

boys, ahoy!

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(via bearitis)

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BullSh!t + Time = $

Do you ever wonder sometimes if your job is actually just an elaborate social experiment to see how long you will tolerate a ridiculous amount of bullshit for a predetermined amount of money before you snap and lose your mind?

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I just bought two obnoxiously colored teapots and I don’t care.

The orange one is smaller so that would just be if I’m making tea for me. The yellow one is larger so that’s for when Prime comes over for sexy tea times. 

Sexy-muthafukkin-tea time. 

Booyah!

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codeine-j:

doodledoodledoodling…Kurt and Ororo!
by Codeine-j

codeine-j:

doodledoodledoodling…
Kurt and Ororo!

by Codeine-j

(via angelophile)

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Tapemaker: Someone just donated this and we’re trying to decide if we can sell it in the [thrift] store.

Tapemaker: At the right price is would seriously be the best white elephant gift ever.

Tapemaker: I can’t help but feel bad for the poor little Chinese lady who had to paint this.

Me: Oh my god, that’s amazing!

Tapemaker: It’s not official Tom of Finalnd, but it’s resin and kinda nice.  I’m going to price it at $25 bucks and build a little paper modesty screen around the bottom part - with a note that says “ask to see”

Me: HAHA!   DO IT!  You really need to post these on Tumblr so I can reblog.  The world needs to experience this art. 

Tapemaker: Done and done. 

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snoggered:

Squinty McMorningFace now with nipples.

I see this old picture of me and my boobs is making the rounds again.
Anyone who starts following me because of this picture: While the occasional selfie will pop up, I don’t post them on the regular.  Just fyi.

snoggered:

Squinty McMorningFace now with nipples.

I see this old picture of me and my boobs is making the rounds again.

Anyone who starts following me because of this picture: While the occasional selfie will pop up, I don’t post them on the regular.  Just fyi.

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Would I be insane if I bought these sheets ?  Because I kinda want them super bad.

Would I be insane if I bought these sheets ?  Because I kinda want them super bad.

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I’ve said it before, but dark chocolate Almond Milk is amazing.

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Remember when Mariah Carey actually used to sing?

man I feel old.