Snoggered

All this happened, more or less.

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Every time Prime and I watch an episode of Flipping The Block on HGTV we’re always surprised that Curtis isn’t splashed all over Tumblr cause he’s a total cutie. So…..here you go.

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prguitarman:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.


How Nyan Cat was born (and escaped )

prguitarman:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

How Nyan Cat was born (and escaped )

(Source: emedemabri, via downbeatbear)

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When is Scandal coming back? I need Olivia Pope. Neeeeeed.

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quiet-nymph:

"Vintage bathtub planter" by Karol Franks

quiet-nymph:

"Vintage bathtub planter" by Karol Franks

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Granola is good shit.
Prime likes granola as well as spaghetti
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Are we seriously listening to this? Fuck this shit. What is this anyway? Music for cats to euthanize themselves to?
Prime does not like the music selection
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What are we listening to? Can we turn it off now? Just cum already and get the fuck out of my vagina. Fuck this shit.
Prime does not have a vagina
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Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?
Prime does not like open-concept kitchen/living rooms
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I don’t know why people get so upset about Mexicans coming to live here. They only come to our country cause they’re tired of eating goat cheek. They want just spaghetti. Spaghetti is so good.
Prime REALLY likes spaghetti and does not like goat cheek
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What to know what’s fucking good? Spaghetti.
Prime likes spaghetti
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Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.
Prime prefers boxerbriefs
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Prime Drunk Quotes

I just remembered that I made a list of my favorite things that Prime said to me the other weekend when he was drunk.  I’m going to post my favorites.